Misfortune Cookie - Single (Pechkeks)
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Pechkeks- Misfortune Cookies - English Edition
Dark cookies, dark humour: ideal for Lucky Lukes and Bad-Luck Brians, superwomen and high-flyers, crybabies and wussy wimps, iron ladies and tough guys.
As merciless as misfortune cookies may be, they are lovingly made down to the last detail. The designer box contains 13 cookies. Along with the black cat, there are three other illustrations adorning the individual cookie wrappers. The cookies themselves are as black as their packaging, and every last crumb is baked in the south of Germany.
The incredible number of nasty fortunes dreamt up at Misfortune Cookies headquarters means there are no duplicates in a box. And if there are: bad luck! So, if you dare, order now. And prepare yourself for what lies ahead.
WHEAT FLOUR, sugar, glucose syrup, emulsifying agent: SOYA LECITHINS , colour: vegetable carbon, sunflower oil, flavouring, salt, raising agent: sodium bicarbonate.
Store in a cool, dry place. Made in Germany
Honest, direct and mean. The Pechkeks misfortune cookies will predict your ails, trials and failures with eerie accuracy. Best enjoyed in the company of friends and family, you’ll likely need supportive shoulders to cry on.
As they say, the truth hurts.
Some are merely mean, while others are downright wicked. It’s no coincidence that Pechkeks misfortune cookies are the same colour as their humour – pitch black, that is. There will be no promises of success, eternal love or wealth here.
Black cookies and black humour. Ideal for Lucky Lukes and Bad-Luck Brians, superwomen and high-flyers, crybabies and wussy wimps, iron ladies and tough guys.
Their tastiness may mislead you, but it’s the only nice thing about them. The crunchy texture masks the true hardness of the biscuit. Read what’s inside and learn what’s in store for you.
Get a glimpse into your future that is brutally honest and pessimistic.
Try them, if you dare.
Individually Wrapped in Darkness
Even the wrappers are mean. With 4 different ghastly designs, each with its own dark premonition, the fun starts as soon as you open the box.
1,000’s of Unique Misfortunes
The evil minds behind Pechkeks have curated thousands of different messages. No two friends will share the same misfortune from any one box, so share yours and see how others have fared.
Bad Luck Has Never Been So Fun
Have fun with us as we bring some dark-hearted humor to the party. So eat away and enjoy some laughs at your expense.
And remember, don’t take your misfortune too seriously, only you control your destiny!
We’re Friendly, Sometimes
Pechkeks Misfortune cookies are vegan friendly. That means no animals were harmed or their products used to make these delicious cookies – we save the nastiness for humans alone.
The black color comes from natural food coloring. Just don’t ask where we found a substance so dark.
Made in the south of Germany to high food standards. There are few things in this world that we take seriously, but the quality of all our products is without compromise.